September 2011
11 posts
By Proxy
I am rooting for the Yankees.  And it kind of hurts.  Don’t tell Derek. 
Sep 29th
“I think that roller derby would be good for you…”
– (somewhat) Wise words from a coworker.
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 20th
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“‘I can always tell when you’re reading somewhere in the house,’ my mother...”
– Francis Spufford, The Child That Books Built: A Life in Reading
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Heard a rumor today
That Virginia is home to the world’s largest paper mache crab? I can’t believe I lived there for the better part of 21 years and did not know this. This is HUGE. Can anyone shed any light? I can’t find any other information - perhaps not surprisingly, the world’s largest paper mache crab does not seem to have a crack marketing team.  Clearly this an extremely urgent and...
Sep 13th
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11 miles...
…down.  Things I thought while running them: This isn’t that bad. There should be more public water fountains in Boston. How many times has that dude lapped me?  I think he’s lapped me 2 times. Make that 3. And he’s barefoot. OK this kind of sucks. That drum circle is JAMMING.  None of them have shoes on either.  Could I pull off dreadlocks? No. Cat on a leash? That is a...
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Just a quick note.
To the gentlesir vigorously completing some sort of cross training involving a Shake Weight by Jamaica Pond, Thank you for adding that little bit of awkward that was missing from my morning run.  Best, stp. 
Sep 11th
Lyrical Reasons to love Lil Wayne. In Two Parts.
Part The First: I put her on my plate, then I do the dishes. Part The Second: When I’m done she hold me like a conversation. Weezy, baby. More compelling [and distressing] reasons can be found here. Enjoy.  The man is a poetic genius. 
Sep 9th